basiacat:

when ur thirsty for fic but you have quite fucking literally read every single quality fanfiction for the pairing

tagged → #gelphie
letsbewickedtogether asked: Hey! I'm sure you've done this but it wouldn't hurt to say it anyway! For your migraine, try caffeine and a cold compress to relieve the pressure/pain. I hope your day gets better! You're awesome!

I’m actually trying to abstain from caffeine atm for health reasons. But thanks for the cold compress suggestion, I will do that! :)

sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

The “yes or no” game

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.

kei111ladyofwar:

Frozen Crossover - Pokemon trainers Elsa & Anna.

kei111ladyofwar:

Frozen Crossover - Pokemon trainers Elsa & Anna.

tagged → #for the babe

I’ve started reading this book and literally every two pages talks about sex in some way or another.

I knew this book was written by a man before I even looked.

ass-full-of-cass:

idgits-in-the-impala:

ava-ire-girl-on-fire:

lawnpirates:

"50 State Steryotypes (in 2 Minutes)"

omg arkansas

THE NH ONE IS SO TRUE THOUGH LIKE HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW

The Michigan one is 100% spot on

definitely the Michigan one

I just had the CUTEST IDEA FOR VALENTINE’S DAY EVER

ohremus:

*seductively walks up to a hot person at a party* so what hogwarts house are you in? 

The Blonde Leading the Blind, Chapter 17

weaselspeedfanfic:

If Elphaba had sight, she would currently be pacing. But since she could not and the hospital waiting room was unfamiliar to her, she was constrained to her chair. They were entering the fourth hour of their waiting, and the green woman was getting antsy. She had read through her book and was regretting not bringing a second—Fiyero was sitting besides her, and if he did not stop jiggling his foot she was actually going to murder him.

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matteleven:

starparticles:

♥ Happy Who Day! ♥11 - xClara - x

That Clara is an absolute menace!I do love this GIF though :)

matteleven:

starparticles:

♥ Happy Who Day! ♥

11 - x
Clara - x

That Clara is an absolute menace!
I do love this GIF though :)

tagged → #good #dw
8bit-ace:

brainstorming ideas for skyrim au galinda
the daughter of a blacksmith who (after much pestering) trained her how to fight with two handed weapons
please excuse all the terrible anatomy hrrk

8bit-ace:

brainstorming ideas for skyrim au galinda

the daughter of a blacksmith who (after much pestering) trained her how to fight with two handed weapons

please excuse all the terrible anatomy hrrk