when ur thirsty for fic but you have quite fucking literally read every single quality fanfiction for the pairing
I’m actually trying to abstain from caffeine atm for health reasons. But thanks for the cold compress suggestion, I will do that! :)
My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock.
Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes or no.
Frozen Crossover - Pokemon trainers Elsa & Anna.
I’ve started reading this book and literally every two pages talks about sex in some way or another.
I knew this book was written by a man before I even looked.
"50 State Steryotypes (in 2 Minutes)"
THE NH ONE IS SO TRUE THOUGH LIKE HOW THE HELL DID HE KNOW
The Michigan one is 100% spot on
definitely the Michigan one
*seductively walks up to a hot person at a party* so what hogwarts house are you in?
If Elphaba had sight, she would currently be pacing. But since she could not and the hospital waiting room was unfamiliar to her, she was constrained to her chair. They were entering the fourth hour of their waiting, and the green woman was getting antsy. She had read through her book and was regretting not bringing a second—Fiyero was sitting besides her, and if he did not stop jiggling his foot she was actually going to murder him.
That Clara is an absolute menace!
I do love this GIF though :)
brainstorming ideas for skyrim au galinda
the daughter of a blacksmith who (after much pestering) trained her how to fight with two handed weapons
please excuse all the terrible anatomy hrrk