And I want an Austria to come play with us.

And iI want to make illusions back to my headcanons of Ms. Assistant making Mr. Newspaper eat baby carrots instead of strudel and Ms Assistant doing all the work while Newspaper loafs around and tumblrs all day. And I want to bring my Austria flag and hang it in the background. And I want to take pictures of Newspaper sleeping on the job and him watching Doctor Who and taking interviews of companions because of his obsession with the Doctor thanks to his English counterpart. And I want Austria to yell at Newspaper and for Newspaper to get all in his face for an interview.

MARIE, MIRA, CAN WE MAKE THIS SO?

PLEASE?